Crystal Eagle = Christian Iglesias

It's 5:00 AM on my watch and I just can't stand this stupidity anymore. I had to strike fast.

Hello my fellow Ateneans,

I’m sure all of you have seen this note circulating on facebook about Crystal Eagle and Christian Iglesias. I’m sure all of you found it to be sweet and full of happy endings. I’m sure all of you were duped. Crystal Eagle IS Christian Iglesias.

After my long hiatus from this blog I finished most of my important requirements and I was ready to get back on the case. However, I immediately heard the news that a certain Christian Iglesias was behind what is known now as “Death by PDF”, an illegal hack that revealed Crystal Eagle’s identity. I was skeptical at first, but eventually I was convinced. It was a clean hit. Crystal Eagle was history.

While reviewing my last requirements for the year, I came across this note that has been spreading in facebook from Christian Iglesias. Now this is just terribly disappointing. Does the Ateneo community think that this kind of 'save the world' bullshit actually exists in this life? Do you all really think that someone can be that good? I’m sorry for using profane language, but FUCK THIS Christian Iglesias. “CE in love with you” is pure bullshit! Your lies will not be tolerated anymore.

We all know Christian Iglesias has a website called Ketchh. He is using all this publicity to add more people in his website. This last note proves that he is Crystal Eagle. You want to believe in this love story? Fuck all of you. I am 100% sure that Crystal Eagle is Christian Iglesias.

Let’s start with my evidence:

The name CRYSTal EAGLe, sounds too much like CHRISTian IGLEsias. It is highly possible that Mr. Christian Iglesias wanted to troll all of us by creating this fictitious name that sounds much like his real name. Also, take a look at this:

Crystal = 7 characters                         Christian = 9 characters

Eagle = 5 characters                           Iglesias = 8 characters

I found out through my research that Mr. Iglesias was a former Management Engineering student and may have been interested in math very much. I also heard rumors he was moderately good at it. Notice how “Crystal” and “Eagle” have character counts that are PRIME numbers, while “Christian” and “Iglesias” have character counts that are COMPOSITE numbers. Clearly this is no coincidence. The greatest mind twister of all is when you add up the characters of each name:

Crystal Eagle = 12 characters             Christian Iglesias = 17 characters

This time it’s the opposite. The pseudonym “Crystal Eagle” has a character count that is a composite number, while his real name “Christian Iglesias” has a character count that is a prime number. Is this a coincidence? I highly doubt it. This has got to be the intentional work of a person such as him. He is so full of himself.

Next, Christian Iglesias has no pictures on the open web except for maybe a few pictures on his facebook recently but I will not swoop down to his “CE level”. Is it a coincidence that the person, who hacked Crystal Eagle, is invulnerable to doxing as well? Is he that good? All I found was this picture:

 Christian Iglesias, “The Little Prince” is way too overrated.

I found a picture of your hand though, Mr. Christian Iglesias. I want everyone to take a look at this:

 What is this? THE BOY WITH THE PRINCE TATTOO?!

I have reason to believe that Christian Iglesias actually duped us even more by making a reference to this recently shown movie. I don't know about all of you, but I smell something fishy going on here.

Also, is it a coincidence that his website also promotes anonymity on the internet? Is it a coincidence that Crystal Eagle will never reveal her true identity? Maybe, but it is highly unlikely.

Finally, let’s not forget that Christian Iglesias is a college dropout. Yes, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, and all the other great tech entrepreneurs are all college dropouts but that doesn’t make Christian Iglesias one of them. I highly doubt that he has the mental capacity to learn how to code extensively and make a hack program. May I remind you that Christian Iglesias is a college dropout:

 Do you really think he could write code that well?

I’m sorry Mr. Iglesias, my doxing skills found something that will prove to everyone how stupid you really are. I’ll show them this screenshot for them to see a preview of your folly:

This video must be watched. It will prove all my theories right

All of this is part of your grand plan to dupe us all. You will not be missed when they send you to jail.

I will post more evidence as they arrive. I want everyone to know: Christian Iglesias IS Crystal Eagle. This is no joke. It is real and I want everyone to find out.

See you on Blue Roast, Mr. Christian Iglesias, when they put the cuffs on you.

Crystal Eagle/Christian Iglesias Hunter signing out

Update 4 - Possibly the last post

Hello to all,


After a long discussion, my associates have decided to leave our crusade against Crystal Eagle. It seems after this latest entry she will continue writing indefinitely, or at least until she graduates. I am 99% this person is a senior. All of you can criticize my work all you want, but I have had a lot of sleepless nights the past week to think about my theory. That is quite possibly the best conclusion I got.


For whether she's actually a girl etc... I am in the dark as the rest of the readers are. With no help from my friends, I decided to leave this blog first and focus on my academic life.


I will try my best to get back on the case after a week. Good luck to the candidates of the coming Sanggu elections. I wish them the best.


Crystal Eagle Hunter signing out.

Update 3

Who is Crystal Eagle?

By the rate she is going, I don't know what other options I have left to stop her. My colleagues and I will be having an emergency meeting tonight. I hope and pray everything will be okay.

I know this blog has created a following of its own, please send aid immediately. If you know anything do not be afraid, we will keep your identities, and grant amnesty if you were part of this diabolical plot.

Now is the right time to believe in miracles. Elections start next week.

Update 2

Hello to all


I know that most of you are asking for more evidence, for example the email transcripts. However, I have to regretfully keep them for now since I know Crystal Eagle consistently checks this blog. If I show more of what I know, she'll throw me off even more. I am also trying to protect what I have, so that she's more likely to make more mistakes.


My associates are busy with schoolwork right now and I, the lead hunter, am the only one continuing this missions as of now.


Yesterday's blog entry was a big breakthrough for finally I can share some more educated assumptions about her identity. You see, every one has to take into consideration that every single entry that Crystal Eagle writes about are FULL OF LIES, and she only uses vague references and gossip to build up on each of her stories. However, I am sure there is an encompassing motive or reason for starting the blog in the first place. The issue with the APO is just a smoke screen, for I believe she just piggy-backed on the issue to ensure that her blog becomes viral. She certainly does NOT know Maia Ang personally. And with her other "clues" of having graduated etc. are certainly just mental notes for us to think that she's working. Actually she is probably just a student with a lot of free time.


Then after last night, she did something again, and quite interestingly. For the first 4 entries, she was careful enough to use public pictures and websites anybody could access. I know this because I myself try to dox all her targets to confirm this. However, in her last 2 entries she used pictures that could only be accessed by Jaz and Makki's friends or friend of friends on facebook. I am certain of this because I asked the help of a few friends who are friends with Jaz and Makki, and therefore have confirmed it. It could be possible that the culprit is the intersection of Jaz and Makki's friends, and at most, the friend of their friends on facebook. But I will never be sure, since if Crystal Eagle is actually a group of students, with multiple facebook accounts, then it would be much harder to catch them.


Let's assume that Crystal Eagle is just one person. I am quite convinced that she is really a girl, for even in her writing she tries too much to sound boy-ish, and depict a lot of male-oriented cultural references. For example,the picture of Maria Ozawa, to help us create assumptions that Crystal Eagle is actually a boy. But again, these entries are really "inceptions" of lies. Everyone has to look deeper into this to understand. But then again, I am not certain about Crystal Eagle's gender, just yet.


There is one more thing. Of all the entries she posted, the one about Ian Agatep strikes me as the most well thought of and possibly the reason behind all of this. It is such a coincidence that this happened at the onset of the Sanggu elections, and she is quite possibly masking this agenda with several non-sanggu related targets just to throw everybody off. 


So again, if you know any information about this, please email me and my group immediately. I want to end this before elections start next week.

Update 1

Good day to everyone!

Thank you for all the helpful comments. We have been refining our strategies since the weekend and we have advanced in our quest to find out who crystal eagle is. Although I am sure she will deny it, I have contacted her through her email for the past few days and she responded quite arrogantly. But due to her answers, we have been able the deduct the likelihood of who she is. Definitely she is either a junior or a senior student. Gender is still a big question but we will find out soon enough.

Also, she has stopped posting blog entries for a couple of days now. Apparently she is breaking under the pressure of us watching her every move.

We will look into this more in the coming days. We hope that we never see her post an entry again.

A call to action

Hello my fellow Ateneans,


We all know the scourge that has blighted our school recently, a certain female anon called "Crystal Eagle". As of writing, she has already victimized at least 5 of our school mates.


I have been tasked by certain members of the Sanggu and other concerned students to try and stop this menace from continuing. My mandate is to stop Crystal Eagle from posting any more slanderous lies on the web that has caused a stir among members of our community.


I will not work alone. I have with me a small group of dedicated individuals that will try to look for clues. We will try to decode her writing, track certain comments, and even try to trace her IP address trail, in the hope that we may be able to ascertain this anon's identity.


So far we have gathered the following:

• That this anon is 80% likely to be a girl.
• That she has numerous friends on facebook, which is why she can dox (or "stalk") these individuals that were victimized.
• She is online almost all day, and is certainly looking at several social networks at the same time.
• That it is unlikely that she works alone, because of the changing tone of her entries.

It is our hope that even if we do not catch Crystal Eagle, we may deter her/them from posting entries again. By fighting fire with fire I am certain that we will be able to stop them from posting entries again.

We have setup an email account:

crystaleaglehunter@yahoo.com

If you know anything about Crystal Eagle please do not hesitate to email us any information you can give.

Rest assured, with everyone's cooperation we can stop this nonsense from continuing.

Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam

Side Note: This blog is called "The Lucius Project" because of my fascination with The Dark Knight specifically the character of Lucius Fox. For all the fans out there, you already know why I picked this name.